Wife to husband: Oye JI stop looking at other women you are married now.
Husband: Arre you mean if I am on diet I cant look at the menu also?
Lambu: That girl is deaf
Tingu: How do you know?
Lambu: I said I love her, she said her chapels are new!!!!!!!
A man bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues; the bank took away his car.
Man: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
Pandit: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
Pati: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Friend: Me too, after u leave.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Sardarji: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Sardarji: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Sardarji: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
Bihari: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Bengali: Birla cement.
Bihari: Kyun?
Bengali: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
On a romantic date girl asks boy "Darling on our engagement, will you give me a ring?
Boy said "Ya, sure, first give me your mobile number………….
Teacher: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land?
Student (excited because he knows the answer): AIRHOSTESS!!!!
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